Me: Let's see. Beered up. Car all tuned up. New desk and chair coming in a couple days. Oregon/UT game this weekend where we'll get hella drunk. Money coming in and my article all the front page story for the site. Yeah, life is not too bad.
Fashion Sense: Other than looking like a transient.
Libido: And other than the fact that I'm so pent-up that if a girl actually touches you, you could blow her hand off.
Me: You know, both of you can gargle my dicklumps.
Ego: There we go! Stand up for your...wait...dicklumps? Really?
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