It's a good question

Self-Respect: So...are you proud of what you're doing?

Me: What?

Self-Respect: You know. What you're writing.

Me: Y...yes?

Writer: Don't listen to him. I'm proud of you.

Me: Well thanks but I don't...

Ego: Yeah, it's actually good writing.

Anxiety: Don't you think it's kind of...creepy?

Pervert: I don't see how!

Me: You aren't helping.

Self-Loathing: Admit it. You have the smallest bit of shame because you're writing smut and are GOOD at it.

Me: I don't write...

Self-Loathing: Oh yes you do. Come off it.

Work Ethic: Well, porn or not, you need to get back working on it. You have, what, ten in the queue now?

Writer: Ten?!

Pervert: Ten!

Self-Loathing: ...and you don't see that as a problem?

Me: Should I?

Self-Loathing: Yes!

Me: Why?

Self-Loathing: I...ugh.