In Which I Am A Loser Again

Me: We're not funny today, are we?

Ego: Nope.

Realism: Nope.

Self-Loathing: Never.

Me: Well...shit. What should we do?

Ego: Not do a real entry tonight.

Realism: Probably right there.

Self-Loathing: Kill yourself.

Me: Hmm. I'll go with the former.

*awkward silence*

In Which I Hate Myself For Being Lazy

Libido: Well, it's official. I'm bored of porn.

Inner Child: That means it's time for video games?

Self-Loathing: Wow. Unshaven, overweight AND plays video games instead of indulging in sex. You're a real keeper, that's for sure.

Ego: Fuck you.

*five hours later*

Me: Ah, fuck! It's way too late now. My readers will be pissed!

Writer: It's cool. I'm sure they won't mind. A nice short little cop-the-hell-out entry is just what they want!