Libido: Well, it's official. I'm bored of porn.
Inner Child: That means it's time for video games?
Self-Loathing: Wow. Unshaven, overweight AND plays video games instead of indulging in sex. You're a real keeper, that's for sure.
Ego: Fuck you.
*five hours later*
Me: Ah, fuck! It's way too late now. My readers will be pissed!
Writer: It's cool. I'm sure they won't mind. A nice short little cop-the-hell-out entry is just what they want!
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