Ego: We rock!
Me: We do!
Culinary Expertise: Chicken breasts stuffed with shiitake mushrooms and provolone cheese! THAT'S HOW YOU COOK, MOTHERFUCKER!
Ego: Woo!
Work Ethic: Woo!
OCD: WE CLEANED THE DISHES VERY WELL! NO SALMONELLA THIS TIME! WOO!
Calmness: Woo.
Me: Woo!
Self-Loathing: I hate you all.
Me: Woo!!!
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